Magical JavaScript Developer
IDT Messaging · Helsinki, Uusimaa, Finland ·
- Category
- Software engineering
Location: Helsinki,Uusimaa,Finland
Our owl apparently failed to find you, this leaves us with few ways to contact you. Hopefully, we’ve pointed the tractor beam in the right direction. This is the job you are looking for…
A little about us:
We have MagicWords™ (No, really, we do). Our MagicWords™ technology turns every message into a portal to related information. But one does not simply find the relevant words, for that, you need an AI, an AI so advanced, knowing how to administer the Turing test is considered a plus for a role at IDT Messaging.
About you:
We’re looking for a JavaScript developer who has a high initiative stat and can add at least +5 intellect to our team, and the force strong in you must be.
You will work on our MagicWords™ app, in-chat apps, as well as our web-chat, not to mention some truly groundbreaking things we are building in our dungeon. The code must flow.
You:
- Have an eye for UI and UX for both mobile and web universes.
- Are at least a Journeyman JavaScript developer/wizard with experience in Stylus or SCSS, Flex-boxes, etc..
- Are maybe even a full-stack developer?
- Are capable of growing your own potatoes on Mars.
- Do not sparkle.
- Know where your towel is at all times.
- Have passed the Kobayashi Maru and Voight-Kampff tests.
- Must know the airspeed velocity of an unladen swallow.
- Must not be a red-shirt, we’d prefer you come back from lunch in one piece.
What we can provide:
- Elevenses.
- Ample gold.
- A work environment that could, at a push, be considered awesome (at very least, great).
- Exhilarating chat sessions with Kabouter the AI bot.
- Answer to the question of life, the universe, and everything.
If you close this ad, nothing will change, if you click the apply button, you stay in wonderland and see how deep the rabbit hole goes.
Please send us your CV and tell us how many of the sci-fi & fantasy references you caught (and a little about yourself and why you’re applying) in the form below! We promise HAL will behave.
Apply soon, winter is coming!
P.S. We’re not all geeks, just the people writing this ad. Geekiness is about passion and that we do all have. We want to change the world with our services and if that sounds like something you’d like to do, get in touch.
Our Messaging app is available in an app-store near you, with group conversations, media sharing, cloud storage, and messaging micro-services. Just search for Presto Messaging!